I have eating disorder. No. I don't stuff my finger deep throat after meal like you do. My eating disorder is my love for binge eating.

Since everyone is curious of how D.A looks like, this is D.A. Almost. They look so alike, its uncanny.

Hi YC,

I really enjoy reading your blog. I love the way you write and simply adore your sense of good taste in fashion. There is only one thing I can't stand about you. How can you enjoy food so much yet be such a skinny bitch?

Do you follow some strict secret diet? Please shed some lights.

Love,
Myra

I received this mail today. Not sure am I to take it as a compliment, or as an insult. As much as I call myself a bitch, I do not enjoy being called one by others, unless I'm feeling particularly kinky in the bedroom. No. I was kidding about the bedroom part. I might bitch slap you out cold with my Wonderbra size 32A if you even dare try.

So you really want to find out my secret of staying the size I am regardless of all the endless nonsense I torture my digestive system with?

Let us start with my diet.

Breakfast no.1 (830am)

1. Egg in various style, depending on MrsPhoon's mood
2. Fried rice/toast with sausages/crackers with dips+cheese+pate/noodle/pasta/porridge (mostly leftover dinner)
   
3. Chicken soup
   
4. A glass of obligatory drink MrsPhoon makes ranging from the ultimate disgusting Almond milk, combination of all the weirdest vege+fruit juice, various selection of tea and coffee depending on her mood, ginseng or maybe a glass of honey+water
5. Whatever leftover fruits from night before
   

Breakfast no.2 (1030am)

1. A pack of nasi lemak/ French toast with tuna
   
2. A can of Yeoh's grape juice+green tea with aloe bits

Lunch (12noon)

1. Rice or noodles from any of the shops in my office building. Sometimes I make do with sandwiches. Once in a blue moon I skip lunch when I get too bored of the food available.
   
2. Fruits
3. A can of Coke (A daily must)

Tea no.1(330pm)

1. Soto ayam/ Mee Hailam
2. Teh ais

Tea no.2 (430pm)

1. A can of pringles
2. Ice cream
3. A can of Coke or Yeoh's grape juice+green tea with aloe bits

Pre-dinner snack (730pm)

1. Rye crackers with pate and olives
2. Glass of juice

Dinner (830pm)

1. Again, it depends on MrsPhoon's mood. Most of the time we have ta pao italian food from Crap-ah, or home cooked chinese fusion food on a good day.
   
2. Chicken soup
3. Gelati
   
4. Fruits
   

Supper (11pm)

1. Toast with dips and olives

I snack a lot at work. My favorite will be raisins, asam, oreos...etc. My daily MUST HAVE is at least a can of Coke. My weekly must have is fast food, be it McD or Ramli. I must have carbs everyday. Fort-weekly D.A feed me with Rakuzen japanese food. I finish a 6-pack(or is it 5?) maggi mee a week. I must eat at least 2 cans of pringles a week. I love pate and olives. I LOVE cheese. My office calls me the girl with the doraemon's pocket-like stomach.

Now you see, my diet consist of a lot of junks, soft drinks, preserved food and carbs. The only thing that might help might be the chicken soup and fruits. But I'm just assuming. The above are merely my weekday diet. On weekend, I normally eat out, binging on fast food or oily hawker center yummies.

Now, let us look at my exercise regime.

1. I live on the 3rd floor of a townhouse without elevator. So I climb 3 floors up and down once a day, twice if I go out again after coming home from work.
2. Once in a blue moon I'm required to climb up the material shelves in the office to get samples.
3. I sweat a lot on site.
4. According to some research, you burn calories while using your brain. Which means, I might do put my brain to good use.
5. Stressing is a form of exercise, no?
6. I work out my fingers while channel surfing.
   

My other little secrets that keep me a size 6

1. I never ever miss breakfast. NEVER. Breakfast-less makes me more stupid than I already am.
   
2. I have IBS. I often suffer from input/output, hence my close relationship with Mr Johnson Suisse and Armitage Shank.
3. I stress a lot. Stressing makes you lose weight.
4. I do not sleep much unless it is holiday. Not sleeping makes you lose weight, and your mind too.
5. I have D.A, a serious case of BDD who reminds me of my little love handles like a broken tape recorder when it does happen, hence me using all my energy to strangle him, burning all the calories.

Now Myra bitch. Happy now I shed my light?