mondayitis, not!

i love my fuck-me mary jane, though it hurts to wear them with my now swollen feet from kicking my made of stone trainers.

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last week i made some trips up north and down south. on the way, i bought some awesome shoes & clothes for sale. they are piled up in my room. guess who i found amongst the pile when i got home from work?

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luna, the puppy who refused to grow up to become luna the dog (why does that sounds so familiar?). when i told her to get lost, she showed me her tongue like a pesky little kid before curling up with her loud snort proceeding falling into sleep with her loud snores. gerams. i got a tad pissy, but that tongue was just too cute to get angry at.

fail.

how to have kids in the future?

thank god the clothes are zipped up safely in the bag (stripe mini dress in picture not for sale:P), if not, it'll be wasted as a batch of "tak halal" clothes. -_-

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for the first time in my life, i followed instruction. i waited patiently for a painstaking 24hrs for the water purifier to do its thang before making lives with a pack of freeze dried sea monkeys eggs.

i made D bring me to buy sea monkeys after giving up joyce&rudysays halfway, knowing the fac that i will not win it (or perhaps like what ben said- after realizing how stupid i looked) as a prize at Joyce's kiddy birthday fest.

D said "if you really kill them like how you killed all your rabbit, goldfishes and hamsters, i really don't know what to do man....."


having to known me since 13, D's pretty familiar with my tendency to kill small pets (accidentally). i once froze my pet rabbit, Sharky to death by leaving him on the balcony in winter. F still gives me shit until today about how i burst out crying at 2am when Sharky passed on. M, G & i drove out for Sharky's burial at 3am upon finding out from a 24hr pet crematoria that it costs AU$400 to burn him down to ashes . M was sweet enough to say a prayer like how it was done at a proper funeral. He now sleeps in a Prada shoe box with his favorite rabbit toy, some flowers and baby blue towel 1 ft underground in some garden in Melbourne.

easy peasy. instant pet from freeze dried erm....crystalline?!

hoho. i think i can do it.

following instructions. something i'm really bad at.

ooooo....big shiny promises. last i remembered, mine died in a few days. i think it was because i didn't add the water purifier. hope this is not one of those empty promises like the one printed on my breast enlargement firming cream.

looks like crack to me. could have shove it up my nose mistakenly...

1 second after pouring in the eggs. something weird was happening. see those green larva like things? don't remember seeing them last time....

but then again, last time was more than 20 yrs ago.

1 minute later. i think i see micro mini lives.


5 mintutes later. yowza! check out that mini ikan bilis thingamajik!

ok. i'm still contemplating should i bring them to my office or leave it in my bathroom with the angel who watches me shower (perv!).



thanks to wikipedia*click*, the little scholar in me found out sea monkeys is a species of brine shrimps, a type of fairy shrimps– not true shrimp, but a branchiopod.

repeat after me, Artemia salina. that's what sea monkeys really is.

image stolen from wiki. wtf. which part of it looks like monkey?!



i feel conned.

for those who think they want to hop on the mixed martial art bandwagon, think again. unless you're a masochist like me. i haven't even show you my legs yet. this is really spending a bomb to buy pain. but then again, pain is love. my limbs, especially my biceps hurt like a bitch.

it feels wonderful.